Monday, May 27, 2013

How does he do it?

I learned today about a powerful devise the Daddy owns. I'm not sure what it is or what it's even used for. All I know is when he uses the words "Where's Chicken?" and places it over me the whole world disappears. Then saying "Peek-a-Boo" brings it all back again.

It's really fascinating. I've hope to learn a way to use this to my advantage soon.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Phase one Complete

Stage one of my plan to infiltrate the human kind has come to completion. The humans that call themselves Mummy and Daddy have excepted me as one of their own.
They seem to have decided to make me some kind of leader. Their days revolve around me and my needs, I could get used to this kind of treatment.